A Day In The Life Of A Morbidly Obese Dwarf With Personality and Spacial Issues

You play as an avid World of Warcraft player who's just reached the max level on all of his characters, with the next expansion being only one digital download away! But what's this? The ISP contacted you, informing you about a 48 hour block from battle.net! Can you brave the outside and get that expansion pack that your no-life depends on?